Welcome to Gelmania! I hope you have a nice stay, which you will, because in Gelmania all dreams come true. By the way, only real people are welcome here. Speaking of real people. All images are provided to me by JANICZA BRAVO. Check out her own blog at http://www.janicza.com/bravoTumblr (3.0; @brettgelman)http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6b5aebb401bdc074537c17b2c527f07/tumblr_mndh6nYsLO1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@janicza dack on deroin!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/51329656920http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/51329656920Sat, 25 May 2013 17:03:59 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LE8kTPtLftI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>GREGORY GO BOOM!</p> <p>Written and Directed by Janicza Bravo</p> <p>Starring Michael Cera</p> <p>Costarring:  Sarah Burns, Anna Rose Hopkins, and Brett Gelman</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/51078562689http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/51078562689Wed, 22 May 2013 13:04:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/922995df5c4f7ec28053f56c0cb85208/tumblr_mn0mqxGueD1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@janicza and @misterminoli on some fountain shit!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50763693939http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50763693939Sat, 18 May 2013 18:35:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f06bffc3472ad343aac339cd46c8915a/tumblr_mmxivsdSoI1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@hannibalburess wants me to leave him alone as we fly! He’s watching his Kobe doc! I get it! I give my friends space when they need it. JFK to LAX!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50637326164http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50637326164Fri, 17 May 2013 02:19:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30c13e93790bc03e2928795fa30d9e30/tumblr_mmxip0KWH01qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Holy shit! My friend is fucking big time baby! Kim’s Video baby! New York baby! #heidecker</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50637166823http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50637166823Fri, 17 May 2013 02:14:59 -0400heidecker<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94c1410fb98d10972bc9cb3b32590190/tumblr_mmm7fgswVs1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How I look?</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50139393662http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/50139393662Fri, 10 May 2013 23:38:04 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WVNunZhDl-8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>HERE IT IS THE GREGORY GO BOOM TRAILER</p> <p>Written and Directed by Janicza Bravo</p> <p>Starring Michael Cera</p> <p>Brought to you by JASH and You Tube</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49841355650http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49841355650Tue, 07 May 2013 03:08:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/533025e2b1f2fe5c25439acd841ffcea/tumblr_mm1ddfdTmx1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’ve heard of Blue Man Group right?</p> <p>Well we’re the White Jump Suit Underwear Hat Wooden Wheel Thing Group!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49809259822http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49809259822Mon, 06 May 2013 19:20:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f03945c08cb0bfa14f627080d62d579b/tumblr_mm1cz6joh91qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw this amazing play last night:  OLD SCRATCH DON’T EAT NO SNATCH.</p> <p>It’s all about the devil coming to terms with his own fears of truly pleasuring a woman.  It addresses a lot of circumstances both cultural and psychological surrounding the issue.  Anyway, I don’t want to ruin it for you.  It’s playing right now at Circle In The Circle.  Check it out!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49788350451http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49788350451Mon, 06 May 2013 14:40:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b618dc3bae9e4d6c092abbf9ee9dacf/tumblr_mm1csoen7k1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He thinks I should exercise more.  And of course I listen to him for he is:</p> <p>MY LORD!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49727837940http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49727837940Sun, 05 May 2013 19:20:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa6adebb7a9e338dac72ce165bbfe3b8/tumblr_mm1cpw0YMd1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This home workout makes P90X and Insanity look like bullshit.  Everybody’s gotta check out JUNKED ON THE BEACH if they really want to strengthen that core.  </p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49705475887http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49705475887Sun, 05 May 2013 14:40:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38abd36f39df5092b0e46dc1cbf2af66/tumblr_mm1chc558G1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some people need Ambien.  Me?  I just need about 3 pounds of broken glass laid on my face.  Good night!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49631907498http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49631907498Sat, 04 May 2013 19:20:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a028eaab024c3684808e10743d338b/tumblr_mm1cagroBI1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SEXY LAZY BOZO BUCKET QUEEN!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49611737805http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49611737805Sat, 04 May 2013 14:40:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/218adfddd6be8be72d46250d68609fc3/tumblr_mm1c3ct8dl1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t forget to puke!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49546267955http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49546267955Fri, 03 May 2013 19:20:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fa3e93142a9be6e71cae38787270cdd/tumblr_mm1c16ZMM11qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whenever I try to do my performance art on the beach it always goes wrong.</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49526470542http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49526470542Fri, 03 May 2013 14:40:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0885f75366f9657b040154a45593e606/tumblr_mm1bhwrqXO1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nuff said.  Straight dope.  RIP.</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49469832639http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49469832639Thu, 02 May 2013 19:22:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5ca1ef5cf3c5e8d4d8a0524f0035420/tumblr_mm1bc8O8jq1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These are my favorite new undies yo!  Already copped like 11 of these shits.  You gotta get some if you haven’t yet.  They crooked yo dilz and squash yo nutz at the same tzime!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49450231950http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49450231950Thu, 02 May 2013 14:40:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d0fe62a9ec8ebf54af3f56e76c3166d/tumblr_mm1b79Cmuu1qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No I tells yuh!  Chris Brown would never have done this to me!  I walked into a door knob!  It was one of those weird door knobs high up on the door!  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Chris Brown would never do this!  He’s my boo, I tells yuh!  He’s my boo!  He’s changed!”</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49393999863http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49393999863Wed, 01 May 2013 19:20:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f47f8bb0026b149631a93dddaa844a08/tumblr_mm1b16SyP71qz8k5lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m always at my best when I’m shopping.</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49373612520http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49373612520Wed, 01 May 2013 14:40:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfdf4d09c9c4a2c81e49107c98935e71/tumblr_mm1azg5G421qz8k5lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Check out my new shirt!</p>http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49312233840http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/49312233840Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:20:13 -0400