Gelmania

Welcome to Gelmania!

I hope you have a nice stay, which you will, because in Gelmania all dreams come true.

By the way, only real people are welcome here.

Speaking of real people. All images are provided to me by JANICZA BRAVO.

Check out her own blog at http://www.janicza.com/bravo
SEXY LAZY BOZO BUCKET QUEEN!

SEXY LAZY BOZO BUCKET QUEEN!

Don’t forget to puke!

Don’t forget to puke!

Whenever I try to do my performance art on the beach it always goes wrong.

Whenever I try to do my performance art on the beach it always goes wrong.

Nuff said.  Straight dope.  RIP.

Nuff said.  Straight dope.  RIP.

These are my favorite new undies yo!  Already copped like 11 of these shits.  You gotta get some if you haven’t yet.  They crooked yo dilz and squash yo nutz at the same tzime!

These are my favorite new undies yo!  Already copped like 11 of these shits.  You gotta get some if you haven’t yet.  They crooked yo dilz and squash yo nutz at the same tzime!

“No I tells yuh!  Chris Brown would never have done this to me!  I walked into a door knob!  It was one of those weird door knobs high up on the door!  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Chris Brown would never do this!  He’s my boo, I tells yuh!  He’s my boo!  He’s changed!”

“No I tells yuh!  Chris Brown would never have done this to me!  I walked into a door knob!  It was one of those weird door knobs high up on the door!  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Chris Brown would never do this!  He’s my boo, I tells yuh!  He’s my boo!  He’s changed!”

I’m always at my best when I’m shopping.

I’m always at my best when I’m shopping.

Check out my new shirt!

Check out my new shirt!

A lot of questions here:
1.  Which is devil’s house, the church or the house.  The house right?
2.  Is this girl the devil?  Is she the devils’ roomate, gf, best friend?  
3.  How many fart jokes? 

A lot of questions here:

1.  Which is devil’s house, the church or the house.  The house right?

2.  Is this girl the devil?  Is she the devils’ roomate, gf, best friend? 

3.  How many fart jokes? 

@janicza layin’ down the hook for the 1st Rat Tail joint at @kingcyrusking studio for @vice.  #rattail #motorolapimp

@janicza layin’ down the hook for the 1st Rat Tail joint at @kingcyrusking studio for @vice. #rattail #motorolapimp