Gelmania

Welcome to Gelmania!

I hope you have a nice stay, which you will, because in Gelmania all dreams come true.

By the way, only real people are welcome here.

Speaking of real people. All images are provided to me by JANICZA BRAVO.

Check out her own blog at http://www.janicza.com/bravo
@janicza and @misterminoli on some fountain shit!

@janicza and @misterminoli on some fountain shit!

@hannibalburess wants me to leave him alone as we fly!   He’s watching his Kobe doc!  I get it!   I give my friends space when they need it.  JFK to LAX!

@hannibalburess wants me to leave him alone as we fly! He’s watching his Kobe doc! I get it! I give my friends space when they need it. JFK to LAX!

Holy shit!  My friend is fucking big time baby!  Kim’s Video baby!   New York baby!  #heidecker

Holy shit! My friend is fucking big time baby! Kim’s Video baby! New York baby! #heidecker

How I look?

How I look?

HERE IT IS THE GREGORY GO BOOM TRAILER

Written and Directed by Janicza Bravo

Starring Michael Cera

Brought to you by JASH and You Tube

You’ve heard of Blue Man Group right?
Well we’re the White Jump Suit Underwear Hat Wooden Wheel Thing Group!

You’ve heard of Blue Man Group right?

Well we’re the White Jump Suit Underwear Hat Wooden Wheel Thing Group!

Saw this amazing play last night:  OLD SCRATCH DON’T EAT NO SNATCH.
It’s all about the devil coming to terms with his own fears of truly pleasuring a woman.  It addresses a lot of circumstances both cultural and psychological surrounding the issue.  Anyway, I don’t want to ruin it for you.  It’s playing right now at Circle In The Circle.  Check it out!

Saw this amazing play last night:  OLD SCRATCH DON’T EAT NO SNATCH.

It’s all about the devil coming to terms with his own fears of truly pleasuring a woman.  It addresses a lot of circumstances both cultural and psychological surrounding the issue.  Anyway, I don’t want to ruin it for you.  It’s playing right now at Circle In The Circle.  Check it out!

He thinks I should exercise more.  And of course I listen to him for he is:
MY LORD!

He thinks I should exercise more.  And of course I listen to him for he is:

MY LORD!

This home workout makes P90X and Insanity look like bullshit.  Everybody’s gotta check out JUNKED ON THE BEACH if they really want to strengthen that core. 

This home workout makes P90X and Insanity look like bullshit.  Everybody’s gotta check out JUNKED ON THE BEACH if they really want to strengthen that core. 

Some people need Ambien.  Me?  I just need about 3 pounds of broken glass laid on my face.  Good night!

Some people need Ambien.  Me?  I just need about 3 pounds of broken glass laid on my face.  Good night!