Gelmania

Welcome to Gelmania!
I hope you have a nice stay.
My name is Brett Gelman.
I am an actor, writer, producer, and MC.
Oh.....and I'm also a genius.
If you don't think so, please leave, and never contact me ever again.
I don't have time to waste with people who have terrible opinions.

Who else feels like this in the morning?  It’s like they read my brain.  My tired brain.

Props to Milonakis, and, of course, Diplo.  I love this album and this song.

We all know this classic routine.  This makes Who’s On First look like Gone Fishin’.  Amazing!

If you wanna die you gotta drink my sperm.  The other way to die is eat a can of worms.
- ODB (Ason)
fattaegie:

stonerparty:

clan in da front, let your feet stomp

If you wanna die you gotta drink my sperm.  The other way to die is eat a can of worms.

- ODB (Ason)

fattaegie:

stonerparty:

clan in da front, let your feet stomp

Here’s my other shit!

This is the human version of a cat video!

It’s the rough cut of the new viral video introduction to MC Christie Brinkley!

This is rare special shit internet!

Hey America!  It’s time to really give up!  That’s right!  Say no to self respect and life in general!

Wait!  This is actually the dopest music video in the last 20 years!

This is the dopest music video in the last 5 years.

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy.  Don’t mind my swollen face.  Rocky just got through 12 rounds with Mr. Tears who, by the way, lives in my eyes.

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy.  Don’t mind my swollen face.  Rocky just got through 12 rounds with Mr. Tears who, by the way, lives in my eyes.